ephraim

eric

jarrin

gwen

martin

position (in the band/in cartesian space):
primary facilitator / (x ,y)
major contribution(s) to the organization:
potentially, any object(s) small enough to fit in the van.
summary of duties:
reclaiming, to some degree, the magic that has, through what little exposition (regarding [first] the guitar and [second] the drums) was found to be necesary in the creation of this document in its disclosure of biographical information regarding the danger board, its members and (in particular) the involvement of the latter in the former. one might anticipate at this point, a revelation as to how said 'magic' is reclaimed. would such information be pertinent to the sort of biographical sketch one expects to find behind the 'bios' link on a band website? would one be justified in expecting to discover through what methods and by what means the feats boasted about in this section were accomplished? certainly so, Socrates! but, as is predictable given what has come before [please read the preceding paragraphs, paying close attention to any mention of 'the magic' and its ruination and/or mention of mention of 'the magic' and its ruination], such explication would ruin 'the magic.' know that, given the facility with which reclamation (of 'the magic') takes place, even if we were to disclose herein the particulars of gwen's talents, the amount of intact magic would, on balance, be greater for her efforts. even so, it seems unnecessarily wasteful to let perfectly good [reclaimed] magic go to waste thusly.
member of the Danger Board most likely to:
scold bill murray for mischievously drinking from her toilet.