the Danger Board walks on two legs, not on four.

ephraim ephraim e. ephraimson [singing] eric eric e. ericson [guitaring] jarrin jarrin j. jarrinson [drumming] gwen gwen g. gwensdottir(son) [othering] martin martin m. martinson [bassing]

the Danger Board, a rock band that plays songs with music (and guitars), is comprised of all original members, none of whom (according to observers) belong. indeed, by most accounts, the Danger Board is the result of a series of accidental happenings by which each member inadvertently started the same band... at the same time... in the same room... once a week... for several months...

at this point, the Danger Board may be more properly considered a submission to inertia than a "band." it is, however, equally likely that it is improper to consider the Danger Board at all.

fans of the [illustrious] Danger Board have been treated to helmeted antics, a delicious three (3) course dinner, an encore (with less music and more songs), all (some) manner of aural delights, a hat, a mask, a flask, a hovercraft, high kicks, esoteric covers, our last show (ever) at Station4, our lovely (if surly Shirley) waitstaff and, of course, danger!

indulge your curiosity! indulge our vanity!